Friday, December 31, 2010
Random...thing...of the day New Years Eve: Lady Gaga
To commemorate how bizarre, fucked up, strange, transmographied this year has been I decided there wasn't anyone better to represent that than Lady Gaga. Yeah I know a lot of people say she's got a dick but I've seen the uncensored version of the "Telephone" music video and trust me, she does not. So Happy New Year and all that bullshit, honestly it was a shit year for me and a lot of other people so I'm happy to see it go. I am however very thankful for my family and friends who have stuck by me in this difficult time, I am hopeful for new and awesome prospects of the upcoming year. So get drunk, get stoopid or whatever the kids call it these days and wake up hungover the next day just to realize its just like any other day, you'll just have to remember to stop writing a 10 on the date every time you write it, I always do that and it messes with me until about February...
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Random Hot Chick Christmas Eve: Miranda Kerr
Merry Christmas people, not saying happy holidays because I don't do "PC", yule tide greetings and such and things.
Happy Hellidays, this ones just cuz: Olga Kurylenko
My insomnia and watching the all Russian movie The Assassin Next Door Staring Olga made me want to share a photo of her. Also F.Y.I. she is a much better actress in foreign films because she isn't just eye candy, this girl can act and speak 3 languages fluently and intelligence is sexy, add a hot body and its doubly so.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Tron: Legacy Reviewed
Alright so after a few mishaps in planning I made it to a Tron Legacy showing in IMAX 3D. First let me just say this was my first movie in the new 3D format and also the only one so far I think was improved by it, but I'll explain that later.
*Spoiler alert!* If you haven't seen the movie yet then don't read this review it contains critical plot exploits.
Tron Legacy had some of the most amazing and advanced CG and 3D graphics I have ever seen with live action actors, the graphics were so crisp and clean and fast paced it was honestly hard for my eyes to keep up at some points. Disney pulled out all the stops here, the original Tron literally looks like it was shot and thrown together by a college student with a camera and final cut pro. The transition from Flynn discovering the grid and creating CLU and his disappearance followed by his son's troubled youth and menacing adulthood was done very well. Bruce Boxleitner played Alan the adopted father figure for Sam, although for some reason I kept thinking he was Michael Douglas. Olivia Wilde played Quorra, the last of the ISO's and Flynn's apprentice, and she did a brilliant job in doing so, her character was fun but serious with a line like "My favorite is Jules Vern, do you know him?" "yes" "what's he like?!?!" made the entire audience laug.Garrett Hedlund gave a fair performance as Sam Flynn, with the smart but dangerous hero attitude, with a bit of Kevin Flynn's snarky spite for his own company.
Once Sam Flynn is brought into the grid by his own doing via a page (who the f uses pagers...80's) that was believed to be sent by his father, the world seems to be a little confused between the original Tron and The Matrix. Several scenes seem borrowed yet unique in their own light. While Tron predates The Matrix by 17 years the idea of people being "programs" is very similar. Tron Legacy however introduced different environments than the first film as well as new vehicles, Quorra's tumbler-esque vehicle was exceptionally cool with the added ability to inflate its tires larger to go "off grid" to Flynn's Batcave like hideout.
The film has some underlying concepts that I'am not sure everyone will pick up on; such as that Flynn creates CLU, in his own image and tells him to create the perfect world, so in a way in the grid, Flynn is a god. In creating CLU in his image and being a man he is therefore with his own imperfections, and in his relentless pursuit of perfection he destroys all that he does not see fit. However CLU cannot create new "programs" he can only delete or re-purpose them, so he is only a god in that he can destroy, making him a sort of Satan allegory. Also since CLU is part of Flynn and seeming dark side of him, the alternative of the Christian story of Lucifer (pick your name for him) where in the good (god) is cast out and the Devil becomes ruler of the land.
These pathos are subtle throughout the movie as the main focus is set on Sam and Kevin's rekindled father son relationship. This I felt was done very well as there is chemistry between Bridges and Hedlund and the story enhances a sense of pride and admiration that Sam has for his father, and the love that Kevin has for his son is evident.
Olivia Wilde as Quorra was like a stylized huntress, dressed in the sleek and sexy latex lighted tron suit with feminine accents like exposed shoulders and a skortlike dress an combat boots. Olivia's intensity can be felt throughout the entire film all the while she presents the type of spunky cool chick who can hang with the guys personality. Quorra is willing to give her life at any time for Sam or Kevin and she is a worthy adversary but also like Leeloo from the Fifth Element she needs help too. You can't help but like her despite the lack of quality lines for her character, I suppose it also helps that Olivia is incredibly easy on the eyes.
Probably one of the defining factors in Tron Legacy is the soundtrack, it was composed and mixed by famed musical masterminds Daft Punk. The music gives the movie intensity that would otherwise be lost with anything less. I've had the soundtrack for about a month prior to seeing the film, and in listening to it I could imagine the grid, which gives Daft Punk enormous kudos for creating a sound that you can imagine a world for, its a tough trick to pull off.
Lastly I said I would explain why 3D actually improved this movie, the reason being is that Tron is set in a virtual reality and heavily accented with neon blue, white and orange and plenty of exploding digital programs that throw debris at the screen. While the seating my friends and I had in the theater wasn't preferable and some of the effects came out of focus due to the theater being set up like an amphitheater, the ones that really counted did. It added to the experience of the movie without overtaking it and making it completely about 3D.
All in all I did like the movie and I liked the characters and loved the graphics and presentation of the combination of them all. What was lacking however was story, some events just seemed too predictable, like you had already seen the movie somehow. That and several plot points were left out that could have been much better written and brought more intensity to the film as a whole, rather it seemed as if it was a set up for sequels or just poor writing. Some things I thought could have been added or done better; the genocide of the ISO's, Sam and Quorra being more involved with each other, less of Kevin Flynn's "80's talk" lines like "Radical man", "check it out", I felt like I was watching The Big Lebowski at times. So after all of that I give the movie a solid 8 out of 10, it is visually fascinating, it has heart and is a fun movie to watch with friends. However $18.95 for an IMAX 3D ticket is pretty overpriced to me, though it was worth it for the experience. With over $200 million spent to make it and already $50 million made in the first weekend, there is no doubt this will be one of if not the highest grocing films in America this year and possibly internationally as well.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Somewhere a clock is ticking..
Every time someone mentions the future, to me it seems agonizing. As if staying here, alive, on this planet for an extended period of time, a lifetime, would be like a prison sentence. I don't know what I'm hoping to find or achieve that will change my outlook, perhaps I can't, I don't know for sure, but if I don't find a reason soon, it may be time to leave.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
TV-Hat
Here's the tv ad for the previous post, I really want to know what sane person would want this.
Do you want to look like a complete tool at the beach?
Really? I thought this type of stuff only happened in bad 80's movies. I just saw a commercial for this ridiculous product aptly named "tv hat", its a hat with a screen that connects to your ipod to watch movies or...your self worth disappear.
"Childhood Obesity" Rant
Friday, December 17, 2010
The Website is down
If you've seen the Youtube video's for the series "The website is down" you will appreciate these powerpoint mock ups of Chip's "Sales Plan" powerpoint slides.
Ad Fail
Ok so I was going to make this mock internet pop-up ad, and it was going to be funny, what I saw in my head was hilarious trust me on this. However since my laptop likes to fail when I get into fancy editing and whatnots in Photoshop this is as far as I got, which is not funny, looks like a 5th grader put it together and has no graphical quality whatsoever. But I'm posting it anyway out of my frustration at my laptops lack of video processing power and also lack of awesomness.
**Donations for components for new desktop build now being accepted**
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Tron: Legacy
Tron Legacy releases in theaters tonight at midnight, I'm going with a few friends that invited me to go to the midnight screening in 3D. I can't wait because this movie looks amazing visually and the soundtrack by Daft Punk sounds badass so the combination should be pretty much awesome.
Christmas light bondage?
So I just woke up and got on the twitters and found out that apparently, Christmas light bondage, is a thing....people amaze me sometimes in their odd fantasies.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Side tatts
So..yeah..ribcage/side tattoos are probably the sexiest kind on a girl in my opinion, much better than tramp stamps anyway, not that I'm knocking all you ladies out there with them, but it does make you a lil diiirty, and thats just fine with me lol.
One more for good measure.
And one of the aforementioned dirty girls
But I do like her wing tatts..
Just one-a those days
Woke up feeling like this today, irritated and can't really put my finger on why. So F-You world I'm going to the gym for some self improvement/body punishment.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Random Hot Asian #5...
Sadly this poor girl is nameless at the moment as her image doesn't tell her name...seems like kind of disappointing for the last in the series doesn't it? Hmm poor hot hot nameless asian girl...
Monday, December 13, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Work in progress
I'm not really sure where I'm at lately, like I'm lost in some kind of nightmare. Like I'm trapped in the body of some alien who's lost his home and everything he knew, and just wants to adapt, but can't. I try to connect with the world but end up failing each time. Choking on my own words like a buffoon yet I have reactions that are only symbiotic to someone who's walked on a very different path than the rest of society. I just want to be normal, whatever the hell that is, or perhaps I don't seeing as when I read commentary from so-called "normal people" they seem more insane than I do.
I received a phone call from my college that went to voicemail, they were asking if I was interested in enrolling to the Bachelor program. I am interested in continuing my education, but right now to be honest I don't think I could meet the requirements for school. Lately I just feel dumb, perhaps its the lack of intellectual stimulation, or my new shut-in lifestyle, I'm not sure. Indecisiveness has been a plague to me as of late, even down to simple things like getting my oil changed and the high mileage overhaul. What do you do with those feelings of hesitation and reprehensible thoughts?
Lately more than before I'm noticing how every one of my friends is in a committed relationship, marriage or otherwise, and I envy them. All I had ever wanted was to find someone who could love me for me flaws and all and I the same for her, marry them and start a life together and for a very brief time I did have that life. It felt as though I was untouchable..but also that things were going too well and that something terrible was about to happen. And it did. The recoil of my divorce has seemingly not dissipated even 2 years later, I have recovered in several aspects but I still find myself waking from dreams of us being back together that felt so real. In many ways I just want my family back, I want to be able to see my son every day and I'm willing to deal with all the pain that would come with that. But I know that will never happen and one day I will have to explain to my son why daddy and mommy aren't together, and that breaks me up inside. So then here I am, barely 24 years old, a divorce' and a single father, I am without a doubt...damaged goods. It's hard to keep someone interested in you that is single with no kids once you've told them you do have a son and previous marriage, I might as well say I have aids. I am ready to start a new relationship, if I could find someone. I don't hold a high opinion of myself, but I do think I deserve someone who wont use me, fuck me over etc. But as I said before, Im the master of poor decisions. And it's with that in mind that I end up deciding not to look or put myself out there. It's hard though too not having any single friends to go out with to meet people, not that it's necessary but when you go somewhere with that intent, sitting by yourself eyeing the crowd just makes you look like a creep. There are alternatives, online dating and such, I have browsed the sites but never acted on contacting a girl I've found there. Probably for fear of the picture either not being her at all or from 5 years and 180lbs ago, lets be honest if you are on online dating then you are shopping for that "perfect fit" by profile pic and info.
I received a phone call from my college that went to voicemail, they were asking if I was interested in enrolling to the Bachelor program. I am interested in continuing my education, but right now to be honest I don't think I could meet the requirements for school. Lately I just feel dumb, perhaps its the lack of intellectual stimulation, or my new shut-in lifestyle, I'm not sure. Indecisiveness has been a plague to me as of late, even down to simple things like getting my oil changed and the high mileage overhaul. What do you do with those feelings of hesitation and reprehensible thoughts?
Lately more than before I'm noticing how every one of my friends is in a committed relationship, marriage or otherwise, and I envy them. All I had ever wanted was to find someone who could love me for me flaws and all and I the same for her, marry them and start a life together and for a very brief time I did have that life. It felt as though I was untouchable..but also that things were going too well and that something terrible was about to happen. And it did. The recoil of my divorce has seemingly not dissipated even 2 years later, I have recovered in several aspects but I still find myself waking from dreams of us being back together that felt so real. In many ways I just want my family back, I want to be able to see my son every day and I'm willing to deal with all the pain that would come with that. But I know that will never happen and one day I will have to explain to my son why daddy and mommy aren't together, and that breaks me up inside. So then here I am, barely 24 years old, a divorce' and a single father, I am without a doubt...damaged goods. It's hard to keep someone interested in you that is single with no kids once you've told them you do have a son and previous marriage, I might as well say I have aids. I am ready to start a new relationship, if I could find someone. I don't hold a high opinion of myself, but I do think I deserve someone who wont use me, fuck me over etc. But as I said before, Im the master of poor decisions. And it's with that in mind that I end up deciding not to look or put myself out there. It's hard though too not having any single friends to go out with to meet people, not that it's necessary but when you go somewhere with that intent, sitting by yourself eyeing the crowd just makes you look like a creep. There are alternatives, online dating and such, I have browsed the sites but never acted on contacting a girl I've found there. Probably for fear of the picture either not being her at all or from 5 years and 180lbs ago, lets be honest if you are on online dating then you are shopping for that "perfect fit" by profile pic and info.
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